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some of you will be tired of it, some might still think it's a valid
issue. what am i talking about?!? mitch, the terrible of course. monday
night i went to a volunteers meeting.(at ibis)
a gathering of people willing to spend some time, not only trying to
collect a few dollars for the recently homeless, but trying to prevent
the whole episode from fading into media oblivion. it's happening already,
the front-page stories are gone. replaced by weekly specials in that
particular section entitled 'culture' or world politics'. you know,
the one you always put in the bottom off the pile on a sunday morning.
well, it may be dull, to read about, but it's import nevertheless.
i'll be part of the internet campaign, trying to get the campaign logo
out onto as many danish sites as possible, in an attempt at making as
many people as possible drop by the campaign homepage for a look. as
soon as i know more, i'll put the logo out here, and ask anyone who
has a web-page or has influence on one to do the people of central america
one small painless favour and put the button on your page.
on an entirely different note, sunday was a day to remember. saturday
night, as you may remember, was a night at jens'
place. and he had i think 6 crates of beer and 4 bottles of booze,
for the whole lot of us (about 20 people), so the night was long and
merry.
sunday then, was breakfast at my parents place. there really isn't
much in the world to beat hungover bacon & eggs. then of to the
gym to coach the falcon's 4th team. these are all the guys i used to
play bball with before i f..... my knee, and i am helping emma, our
regular coach take the practices and games that she can't make. so sunday
morning a tream off alchohol-odorous youngsters, and about 12 seconds
into the game we were 12-0 up. and that's really all there is to tell,
we weren't really playing all that well, but at around 84-20, they decided
to all foul out. how's that for prime sportsmanship :-)
just the other day, i got a message from jason, a friend
of mine i met in south america. since
i wrote him that i was quitting my job, this is what he wrote:
From: "Jason
De Souza"
To: tkrag@dk.net
Subject: Boredom!
>...absolutely
BORED out of my skull.....can >I annoy you???
>Greetings,
hilsner, hejsa, terve, hola, >hello, hallo, dag, salem aleikum,
namaste, >konnichiwa, Shalom, G'day!
and here's what i wrote him back:
>>You can
try ..... but I doubt that you'll >>succeed. After all, I've
begun the last 2 >>weeks in this job.... So I habiyually do
>>nothing, and tell the boss to fire me if >>he's not
satisfied :-) Tomas
and jason:
>So, only
2 weeks left...
>what's next in your grand master plan to >conquer the universe??
>
>Jason
and me:
>>Well,
first I'll develop a new form of >>free, everlasting energy,
then I'll use >>that to build a fleet of anti-gravitation
>>space-ships, and then I'll hold the moon >>hostage,
and threaten to drag it closer to >>the sun, thereby turning
it into a >>planetary scale swiss raclette, with the >>implicit
threat that it will drip melted >>cheese all over washington.
Then when the >>combined governments of the world >>relinquish
world dominion to me (that is >>those governments with some
say in world >>matters, the eu obviously disqualifying by
>>indecision), I will be a complete arse-hole >>and
drip moon-cheddar all over the white >>house anyway, just
because all americans >>are complete morons in my book.(sorry
about that, obviously it's only a joke, Tomas)
>>
>>Tomas
and jason:
>Like your
plans immenskey and apply for >position as understudy as of now.
>Particularly like the disdain attached to >the "yanks-wanks".
If you'll be Brain...I'll >be Pinkey! Have you seen this cartoon?
In my >view its wasted on "kids" and should be >prime-time
viewing for discerning adults. >Every episode Brain (real name
Brian, but he >takes advantage of the mix-up) decides to >conquer
the world with real loony-toon >wickedness...Pinkey is a bit
dim! Man, these >rodents are cool! But what cunning plan can
>we master together to wreck vengence on >the...can't even
say it...damn them...the >FRENCH??!!
and me:
>>Yes, indeed that wiley rodent is my greatest hero also,
>>and in the spirit of Brain, here is my cunning plan for
frog- >>disposal. First I am going to invent some mega-rise
yeast, >>then I will cunningly lure a large nuber of iq challenged
>>french patisseres into baking a giant franch 'hot-dog' >>wrapping
the eiffel tower in baguette dough, as a an apt >>sign of
supremacy for the millenium. I know for a fact that >>they
are looking for some way to mark the passing of the >>triple-zero
year, that surpasses a certain T.Blair's >>ridiculous 1 billion
pound boy-scout tent. Only when they >>start mixing the dough
in the giant cauldron that has >>recently been built in front
of the louvre, I will replace the >>yeast with my super-rising
variant. The stupid bastards >>will do all the hard work,
as they wrap up the eiffel tower. >>Then I will charge them
a fortune for the use of the new >>Soviet satellite with the
giant mirror (the one that can >>create sunshine in winter),
in order for them to bake the >>eiffel tower. I will con the
Commy bastards into lending >>me their satellite, by offering
them white-house pizza with >>extra cheese (from my moon-raclette).
Once the french >>bastards start baking their baguette, mu
super-rise yeast, >>will grow to cover all of france, and
most of that >>pathetically ridiculous excuse for a country
called italy as >>well.... and "voila, grand pain de France"...
>>
>>Tomas
and jason:
>You are more
cunning than a very cunning >thing that does nothing but crawl
around >being cunning all day. I like it. I like it >immensley.
There is a problem with the IQ >challenged French patisseres...I
fear we may >be swamped by legions of the dumb fucks! I >am
actually in possession of said Soviet >giant mirror and for years
have been sending >clandestine messages to Zag preparing the
>Zagian invasion of our galaxy...ok I admit >to being nothing
but a turncoat who will >sell his grandmother to the highest
bidder >(I should point out that this in fact was >never proved
and was not upheld in a court >of law....something to do with
the rapidly >decomposing body, huh!). But I had another >idea...to
sell/lease the giant mirror to >Gibralter so that they can look
twice as big >as they are and thus rest independence from >the
Brits and "worry" the Spaniards....
and me:
>>You
are indeed a sly partner to complement >>my imense intelligence
I find your proposal >>of speeding up intergalactic supremacy,
by >>short-jumping the time it takes to develop >>suitable
war-machines, fascinating. The >>suggestion, that we lure
the Zag, to earth, >>only to subdue them with the immense
power >>of "Quantum Quest for Perfection" and a MTV >>Michael
Jackson video week-end, and then >>steal their space-ships
to take over the >>galaxy, incredibly luring. It also free's
>>me from the mundane task of misapplying my >>genius
by spending the countless minutes it >>will probably take
me to develop that free >>energy source. Your way is easier,
and I >>like easy. Oh, and about the flaw in the >>french
connection, I, the ultra wise Tomas >>have of course thought
about this. I have >>had my incredibly dimwitted swedish >>assistant
(long blonde hair, voluptous >>curvatures) fabricate a sign
that reads >>"Patisserie", which I will hang up outside >>the
Trucadero. At least half the dimwitted >>french patisseres
are doomed to roam the >>halls of the Sega World for eternity,
or >>until they are finally killed off by the >>inssessant
teenage babble of those >>unfortunate enough to think it is
actually >>a cool place to be.
>>
>>Tomas
until finally:
>Brain....er,
can we postpone world >domination till after I've had my lunch?
so there you go, anyone whose wondering what my next move will be.
there it is, out for public viewing and there's nothing anyone can
do to stop me. it's just like last night playing risk, with some of
my bball friends, and there was nothing they could do to stop me...
HA!HA!HA!
well, almost nothing..........
job situation update: went to icon
medialabs, for the 4th time, and this time they offered me a contract.
waiting for the contract, the doctors orders (tuesday next week), any
other job offers, or other offers ;-) and last but least a suitably
drunk occasion to make such an important decision.
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